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Friday Funnies: The Best Response to a Salesperson

May 26, 2017 Rob Cottingham of Noise to Signal

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When you've run out of things to say to a salesperson, make this your next response.

Ba dum-dum ch. These are Friday Funnies, drawn up by Rob Cottingham on Noise to Signal.

It's Friday. Everybody needs a good laugh by the end of the week.

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